Rating Things My Cat Does

Purrcival is a cat of many talents, and it was time we officially graded his performance in the household. From his impeccable timing to his intense existential states, here is the official breakdown of his daily activities.

It turns out he’s pretty talented at everything he puts his mind to. You can check out all the highlights in the video here:

The Breakdown

• Chomps: 10/10 for Extreme Precision Whether it’s a quick nip or a precise snack, his technique is unmatched.
• Sweet Stick Deliveries: 10/10 Every Day, Always on Time He takes his delivery duties very seriously, ensuring his sweet stick is transported with absolute dedication.
• Contemplating the Void: 10/10 for Complete Emotional Vacancy When it’s time to switch off, he truly commits to the craft, achieving a level of pure, existential stillness that is quite frankly impressive.